Okay, first off we must maneuver the parking attendants and zoo keepers at Disney's Animal Kingdom. 
Once safely inside the gates, it's off to a quick climb up Mountain Everest. Don't miss this thrilling ride! If you get a bit queasy; it's okay but only once. Once over Everest, the real safari begins. We must find Nemo, then moving into Discovery Island we discovered "It's Tough to be a Bug". Warning! Warning! Small children might become frightened at black widows, bee stings, and stink bugs.
We're getting close now. Look its a Tiger! but keep focus let's not loose our goal to find a lion. I know what will help us let's have a "Festival of the Lion King". Great show and it put everyone in the mood for hunting lions. Quick catch the jeep safari. Go across the river and watch out for the rhinos and hippos. Moving out into the tall grass we see giraffes and elephants.
Cheryl! Watch out behind you're about to get wet!
Man, I'm tired. Hm... I wonder if I can get Momma to carry me. It would sure take a load off my feet.
Wait a minute what is that on the hill side all sprawled out. It's a Lion! Run for your life!
Beep Beep Beep NEWS FLASH Beep BeepIt has been reported that Mickey and Minnie ran into a huge lion. It was first believed that no one survived. However, the Silver Back Gorillas report that Mickey and Minnie did survive the Lions and were last seen heading for Epcot Center. According to sources Mickey was muttering "something about that it was safe there."
Out Lion Hunt ended today with a tour of Canada, Morocco, and France. A quiet and safe dinner in a french restaurant was a fitting way to end the day. The Fine Print:
Actual sequencing of events did not occur in the order as reported. Please note that the events noted were worth visiting.
2 comments:
Still sounds like you are having fun and doing a ton of stuff! Just reading about it makes me tired! I'm sure you guys are pooped at the end of the day, but what's vacation for if you don't come home exhausted?
zzzzzzzzzz!!
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